Weirdest "Apa Kabar"

A few days ago, I got a msg
"Hai, Apa kabar?"

This is from a friend that was introduced to me by my good friend a year ago. The last time I heard from him was maybe, 8 months ago. At first, I didn't want to reply. After so long baru nak sms? But I was curious. So here it goes...

Me: Kabar baik, sihat. U?
Him: Sihat. You macam mana? Dah kawen ke? I dah kawen. Dah ada 2 anak lagi. Tu lah, tunggu you lama sangat...

Hmmm...this is really interesting. The last time I msged him, he is still single AND available. Now he has 2 kids?? OKla, maybe he got twins, but still, that's so fast of him to get married to someone and have kids within 8 months??!! I just don't get him.

Me: Wah cepatnye..anak dah 2?? I single lagi. Kalau ade jodoh, I kawen tahun depan
Him: Dah ada calon ke? Dulu tak cakap pun?

Hmm...nih dah kes annoying nih...Why shud him care pun kan? Of course la I'm going to get married next year or the year after or after that, or after that. Dah alang-alang tuh...

Me: Ada. U ni cepat betul kawen ek, sekejap je dah anak 2.
Him: Takla. I tipu je. Tak kawen pun lg.. Sape la nak kat I nih...

WHAT?? So, tipu je?? What's the point of him lying to me?? Whatever it is, dah turned off dah...

Me: La, yeke? Adalah jodoh awak nnt. Saya dah ngantuk nih. Bye

End.

Ada gak orang macam nih ek??

Comments

SaDi said…
ini cara mengurat zaman 80an laaa...
gov said…
hahahaha!
hahahaha!
herl said…
tula pasal...malas dah nak layan lelaki macam nih
mrszyi said…
ha'ah laa..tu nk ngayat tu..lelaki ni kdg2 weird skit (byk!) style nk test ppuan..hehe

jgn benci sgt, kot2 pasni tup2 TERsuke plaks..hihihi.. ;)

pis!
niQue_naQ said…
hehehe awwww somebody likess uuuu :p yeah mmg ni cara mengurat zaman stone age, u would think they would have come up with a better line than thatt!!

but yeah, i did d survey, somebody definetely likes u :p
zOe said…
haha ..nice replies herl!
hv tons of perkabaran gumbira to share w u..i guess il cu in kl in oct ..i applied for my leave already ..will b in kl for a whole week ..yeah yeah hehe..
jo said…
tu mukan menipu la cik. tu ayat pancing.. hihihi
haahahhahaha...
alalallalala herl...layan je laaaa...dah die suke tue...
tp klo u really felt annoying, just sms him saying that u didnt like it...abes cite...buat penat je simpan geram sorang2 nie ;p
Anonymous said…
org tuh nak bebaik...kwn2 apa salahnya....

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